Funny English Dialog

wind2004

We often found a few of funny English dialog when we crossed the street or chatted with someone, post some real records here for you enjoy.

You would not find any interesting jokes from my article if you thought the learning of English is just for passing the test, this oral english dialog only for someone who likes the language.

By the way, I also built a QQ group(35466836) for you exchange and communicate each other on the language of English, pls join us and only English is allowed in the special QQ space.

Maybe one day we can establish a oral english forum in our cmrclub...

(Remark: pls don't copy or resend my articles to the other BBS or medias, it's only for members of cmrclub)

wind2004

1. One foreigner taught a new comer how to have a massage in China:

an mo (ahn mwuh= English Phoentics) means massage

tell them what kind you want:

Tai guo (Tye gwuh) Thai

Zhong guo (Johng gwuh) Chinese

Ri ben (Rr ben) Japanese

bu yao (Boo yaow) Don't Want

Yao (Yaow) Want

If you fall in love with the massage girl, remember;

Ni zhen ke ai (Nee jen kuh eye) You're cute

Ni de yan jing zhen piao liang (Nee duh yahn jing jen pee-aow lee-ahng) You have beautiful eyes

wind2004

2. One foreigner taught a new comer how to have a haircut in China:

I always think it's a useful thing, before setting foot in a barber's shop in Shenzhen, to check

whether there's any hair on the floor. If there isn't, and if the ladies outside the door

are......... let's say inappropriately formally dressed, you know, long ball gowns, lots of

make-up etc, that it's a no-scissors barber shop. This in my experience covers a fair

proportion of SZ barbers. The problem is that you could well emerge very satisfied, but still

in need of a haircut.

If you get my drift.

wind2004

3. Another foreigner would rather give up to have his hair cut in the shop of mainland:

When I moved to Shenzhen, I gave up on hairdressers already - the washing and massage just took too long, and the girls who

replaced the boys had no idea what they are doing.

I got a hair cutter from Philips instead.

connieli

有意思的对话

如果楼主能翻译成中文

就够意思了

我就是初恋

那个群是wind2004建立的？记得你刚来部落的时候都使用英文回帖的，呵呵